Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Today’s Clues

(3) Botulism causes Nagasaki – deprave your cladding

{€} Earls’ tricycles occlude Paganini, one might hypothecate

]‰[ Lindy whistles a chocolate Valentine, Your Honour

$$$ The bonus has now risen to nineteen saveloys!!! $$$
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(REAL) DEATHS IN APRIL 2006

12 April: The Dowager Lady Hesketh, former rugby correspondent of The Spectator, sacked by Boris Johnson in 1999. 15 April: Lord Eliot, surfer, busker and nude escapologist. 17 April: Peter Cadbury, test pilot, Nuremberg prosecutor and Rwandan gorilla owner, whose sole reason for pig-keeping was allegedly to annoy his neighbours, and who armed himself with a crossbow after burglars stole the gun he kept by his bed for shooting burglars.

3 Comments:

At 10:43 AM, Blogger Vicus Scurra said...

Yes, just drop in whenever you feel like it.

 
At 7:38 PM, Blogger Toasty Lundqvist said...

Thank you. Do you mind if I smoke?

 
At 7:46 PM, Blogger Toasty Lundqvist said...

* clouds of unpleasant gas start to issue from beneath wig *

 

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